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• Beware of exploding penguins!
• The little moron was strolling downtown one day when he spotted a man walking in the opposite direction who was being followed by twenty penguins.
  The man had a worried look on his face, which is perfectly normal because everyone knows how dangerous a bunch of penguins can be if cornered....
• Some Daffynitions: Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
  Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do....
• Master Baiter: The ultimate in handheld fishing gear.
• Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level.
• Mind Teazer The Questions 1. The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it.
  What is it? 2. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts....
• Mind Teazer's The Questions: 1. The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it.
  What is it? 2. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts....
• Italian accordion music and the sound of SCUBA in background.
  ) If you see a big eel, and his teeth are like steel, That's a Moray....
• Excerpted from the Redwood City Times: The huge Shell Oil Co.
  oxic waste trial scheduled to gear up in San Bruno this fall has produced reams and reams of paper....