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• Peace is rarely denied to the peaceful.
• Tune for Maximum Smoke!
• As we both watched the break of day, And in peaceful submission I lay, You said you adored it But dammit, you tore it, My sweet little night gown of blue.
• RED ALERT! Tagline Being Stolen! Shields Up! Arm Phasers!
• The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is 2 persons at a time - unless I install handrails or safety straps.
  As you have arrived 6th in line to ride my ass today, please take a number and wait your turn....
• READY-MADE RESOLUTIONS FOR INTERNETers - 1998 * Stop neglecting childre
  at least learn their names and birthdays. * Stop circulating the "Good Times Virus" and "Join the Crew" e-mail....
• Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
  We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...
• There was once a little land,where there lived a little peaceful race of people called the Trids.
  Everything was OK until a huge giant settled in their land....