Oh! No! Tell Me You Didn't Say That?!

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• Oh say, can you C?
• Oh yeah I'll tell you something,I think you'll understand
• Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are.
  Tell me your address and I will tell you where you live....
• GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS... ** If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
  ** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problem...
• Grep me no pattern and I'll tell you no lines.
• Don't tell me you want the leftovers??????
• When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now.
• Don't you ever say '$#%@@##' to me again!