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• Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. Trust me.
• Did you hear that George Bush is planning to rotate 130,000 troops?
  Yeah, he decided to send in 130,000 women with severe PMS to replace our sandy troops....
• Adventure is the result of poor planning.
• ERROR: Replace motherboard immediately.
• If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
• Your piss poor planning is not necessarily my emergency!
• Blonde: Dumb sh*t happens.
• It is bad luck to be superstitious.