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• Adventure is the result of poor planning.
• PPA - Piss Poor Attitude
• Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
• Taglines: your chance to piss someone off.
• Had this been an actual emergency, your spleen would have melted.
• 186 The wife of young Richard of Limerick Complained to her husband, "My quim, Rick, Still grows in diameter Each time that you ram at he
  How can your poor tool stay so slim, Rick?...
• Seen above a urinal: Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
  We don't piss in your ashtrays!...
• Do you care? ... A young boy runs into a general store and shouts, "Gimme a piss-pot!
  The owner shouts back, "Hey, you can't just come in here and say that!...
• This new guy in town was visiting a local pub when he noticed a strange looking machine next to the bar.
  The bartender told him it is a piss analysis machine....