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• I'm here to question all your answers.
• Every time I have all the answers, someone changes the questions!
• I'm here because I'm not all there.
• Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
• They have all sorts of new services these days. Now they have a dial a prayer for Athiests!
  You call a number - and nobody answers....
• Margaret Thatcher dies and strolls up the pearly staircase to the pearly gates, where she is confronted by St.
  Peter, brandishing a clipboard. "Name" says St. Peter....
• There are no answers, only cross-references.
• I came up with this idea for a different kind of version of Fleetwood's Don't Stop, I thought it was fitting since Clinton and Gore played this song at their election party.
  > "Don't Stop" (real lyrics have "> >" before them) > > (original words by Christine McVie of Fleetwood Mac) > > If you wake up and don't want to smile, > If it takes just a little while, > Open your eyes and look at the day, > You'll see things in a different way....