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- A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation.... - What's another def of pain?? Sliding down the CN tower with razor blades strapped to your butt and then landing in a bowl of iodine!
- This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in
her foot.
The further she walked, the more sore it got. After a while she started to limp.... - THE DEFINITION OF EGO
An female elephant was having an awful time in the jungle because a horsefly
kept biting her near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.
She kept swinging her trunk, but the fly was far out of reach.... - ODE TO A MAMMOGRAM
For years and years they told me,
"Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests.... - The Gang
A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St.
Pete is leafin' through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering.... - A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted.
St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it....

