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• A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
  The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation....
• What's another def of pain?? Sliding down the CN tower with razor blades strapped to your butt and then landing in a bowl of iodine!
• This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in her foot.
  The further she walked, the more sore it got. After a while she started to limp....
• THE DEFINITION OF EGO An female elephant was having an awful time in the jungle because a horsefly kept biting her near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.
  She kept swinging her trunk, but the fly was far out of reach....
• ODE TO A MAMMOGRAM For years and years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts.
  Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests....
• The Gang A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St.
  Pete is leafin' through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering....
• A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted.
  St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it....