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  ** Recoilless rifles - aren't. ** If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid....
• Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• One Monday morning the teacher told her second grade class that each student would have to go to the blackboard and draw something exciting that happened at home on the weekend.
  Little Johnny drew a broken vase and little Mary drew a broken lamp....
• Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant!
• Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
• Rules Of The Air ** Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
  ** If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger....
• Late one night, an 80 year old man was about to make love to his beautiful, young girlfriend.
  The petite nymphet noticed that the old man was wearing a condom...
• There was a big party going on in the local mental hospital.
  It was a big event, and one of the local doctors had been invited to tour the grounds during the festival....