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• Me opinionated? . . . Nah!
• It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen. Nah!
• Nah, My wife ran off with a BAnana! Oh, what a rotten deal!
• Phone sex? Nah. Ma Bell is a little past Playmate age.
• Still remember Hollerith codes? Nah, probably too young..
• Bernard was a young eighty-three, not a gomer, and able to talk.
  He'd been transferred from MBH (Man's Best Hospital), the House's Rival....
• I was inbound from a nearby airport in a Tomahawk, while at the same time our other Tomahawk was inbound from the practice area.
  We called up almost at the same time the same distance from the airport....
• Little Johnny went off to his first day of school as a freshman.
  When he got home, his mother asked him how his first day of high school was....
• On Second Thought A blind guy on a barstool shouts to the bartender "Wanna hear a blonde joke?
  In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something....