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• My mom must have been a phone phreak.
• Ansi-Phreak Seal of Approval
• Rats! My fiwer must have slipped
• Letter to the Bank Manager Dear Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
  By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it....
• You must have the wrong number; I spell my name DANGER!
• My Dad's a quantum mechanic.....what's yours..?
• Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatte
  o if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker....
• Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatte
  o if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker....
• My favourite was one I heard that someone at Boston University did to his roomate, who he hated.
  Late one night, while the roomate, a very sound sleeper, was asleep, this chap superglued his....