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• Fire, Mr. Worf! <Worf picks up extinguisher>
• Mr. Worf, fire at will. >ZAP!< Hey, where'd Riker go?
• Mr. Worf, FIRE. to be continued.
• Comprehending Engineers, -- Take One A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
  Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!...
• I used to have a shirt just like that..." &l
  pause for effusive thanks> "... then I got a job....
• Have you hugged your fire lizard today? <G>
• Hello?" <pause for a few seconds> "Sorry, he's not here right now, but if you leave a message, he'll get back to you.
• The falsely dramatic obscures the truly dull.
• SMOOTH ESCAPE DISGUISED AS DRAMATIC EXIT