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• All the best chess players were at a big tournament.
  They hung out for the first hour in the hallway, bragging to each other about all their recent victories....
• Q: Why is being a dick not all it's cracked up to be?
  A: First of all you have a head but no brains; there's a couple of nuts following you around all the time...
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