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• A Norwegian pilot was being interviewed on radio after World War II.
  The interviewer asks, "Describe the most difficult dogfight you were in"....
• Tim Allen's Computer Upgrade I made a big mistake a few weeks ago, I heard that Tim Allen could fix anything.
  I am sure you have heard of him, he used to have his own TV show called "Tool Time", it was on ABC under the pseudonym of "Home Improvement....
• So many bytes, so few cps.
• ASCII and you shall receive --Z. Modem
• Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem?
• It's 11pm, do you know where your modem is?
• I met some of my *Best* friends over the modem.
• Next technology challenge: send coffee over modem lines!