Miyazawa To Bush: 'Your Dinner Is On Me!'
Miyazawa to Bush: 'Your dinner is on me!'
What,me worry??..........Alfred E. Bush
Eating a steak dinner in a nice restaurant near Sydney.
The waiter approaches. Waitor: "How's your meat?...
A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.
George Bush and Saddam Hussein decide to settle their differences in a civilized manner by discussing the matter.
So they meet on neutral ground, midway between the swings and the sandbox, while all the little kids respectfully gather round....
Which reminds me of the dinner party I was at last night.
It was a candlelight affair; so when the hostess fell backwards onto the table I shouted "You'll burn your end at both candles!...
Hello. I can't come to the phone now because--HEY, GEORGE!
DON'T STAND ON THAT--goddam. ...because I've invited George and Barbara Bush over &l...
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation....
Everyone wondered how Reagan picked Bush for VP in the first place.
Well, this is the story: Reagan knew he had to make a choice...