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Millisecond: Delay Between A Green Light And Honking Ho
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Millisecond: Delay between a green light and honking horns
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Q: What's the difference between a moose and Lawrence Welk's orchestra?
A: On a moose, the horns are in front and the asshole is in back....
Keep honking...I'm reloading
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like your legs, And what's in between.
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!
Honk if you're Horns Busted!
What's the difference between 'hard' and 'light'? You can go to sleep with a light on.
Q: What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? A: You can sleep with a *light* on.
To much thinking only leads to delay!
