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  ..God, that bloody sheep kicked him......
• Man who fights with wife all day, gets no piece at night.
• Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face.
• A blind man is standing on the corner waiting for the street light to change so he can cross the street.
  He is holding his familiar red and white cane and in the other arm is a bag of groceries that he has just purchased....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• Criminal: One who gets caught.
• A guy went hunting for duck. He was out hunting for an entire week and never managed to shoot a duck.
  On his way driving back to the big city he happened to see a duck flying over a barn yard....
• Unknown An obviously upset golfer drove his cart over to the edge of a small river winding through the course.
  He stomped out of the cart, grabbed his entire golf bag, and heaved it into the middle of the river....