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  There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat "you lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know"....
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  The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know....
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• And Then There Was Man... One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!
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• Lord, give me patience... and I need it NOW!
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• I-M-4-U, S-I-M, S-I-M, G-I-1-2-B-4-U-4-F-R, N-F-R