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• I can SPELL, I just can't TYPE worth a hoot !
• Misfortunes one can endure - they come from outside, they are accidents.
  But to suffer for one's own faults - Ah! there is the sting of life....
• Coach: Hoss, we're short on players. Do you think you can pass this football?
  Aggie: Yeah, coach, I think ah kin if ah kin swallow it....
• Ah, the smell of it...
• Ah, Satan sees Natasha.
• Ah Sir, that Tanker is getting away.
• Ah fart in your general direction!
• ASCii, ASCii... Ah downhill ski!!!
• he first thing to go is... ah, nevermind.