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• Ah' can SPELL, ah' plum can't TYPE wo'd some hoo
• To the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" with appropriate instrumental accompaniment) I just left home baby I'll be out fer a spell and if you don't leave a message baby you can go to &l
  BEEP>...
• I Can Bitch, I Voted, Can You?
• I've had just about all I can take of myself.
• My Computer Now Has A Spell Check... Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly Marx four my revue Miss steaks eye can knot sea.
  Eye strike quay and type a word. And weight four it two say Weather I eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh....
• Can I go to prison for this?
• A Little Poem Regarding Computer Spell Checkers... Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
  Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh....
• Another paper punch-hole trick that is even better is to take a plastic 35mm film canister, paper punch-holes and a can of freeze spray (at fine electronics stores everywhere).
  Fill the film canister with about 1/4" of freeze spray then add punch-holes until the film canister is at least half full, replace the lid on the canister, set the canister on a desk or shelf and then wait for the fun....