Lightning & elephants do as they damn please!
Related:
- Where do elephants with skincare problems go?
Pachydermatologists... - Q: What do elephants use for a
tampons? A:... - WHAT DO ELEPHANTS USE FOR TAMPONS?
SHEEP.
WHAT DO ELEPHANTS USE FOR VIBRATORS?
EPILEPTICS... - charging elephants
How do you stop a herd of elephants from charging?
You take away their credit cards... - Why do elephants have cracks between their toes?
For carrying their library cards... - Why do elephants lay on their backs?
To trip low flying canaries... - What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
Optimistic... - Why do elephants wear sandals?
So they don't sink into the sand... - Why do elephants have wrinkles?
Ever tried to iron an elephant...
From the same category:
- I'm feeling homicidal.
Say anything... - My baby took the elevator and gave me the
shaft... - How to defend yourself against a
Banana... - I've upped my standards,
now UP YOURS... - There's no recession.
I just LIKE being underemployed...
