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Lightning & elephants do as they damn please!
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Where do elephants with skincare problems go? Pachydermatologists.
Q: What do elephants use for a tampons? A: Sheep
WHAT DO ELEPHANTS USE FOR TAMPONS? SHEEP. WHAT DO ELEPHANTS USE FOR VIBRATORS? EPILEPTICS.
charging elephants How do you stop a herd of elephants from charging?
You take away their credit cards....
Why do elephants have cracks between their toes? For carrying their library cards.
Why do elephants lay on their backs? To trip low flying canaries.
What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? Optimistic!
Why do elephants wear sandals? So they don't sink into the sand.
Why do elephants have wrinkles? Ever tried to iron an elephant?
