Lightning & elephants do as they damn please!
- Where do elephants with skincare problems go? Pachydermatologists.
- Q: What do elephants use for a tampons? A: Sheep
- WHAT DO ELEPHANTS USE FOR TAMPONS? SHEEP. WHAT DO ELEPHANTS USE FOR VIBRATORS? EPILEPTICS.
- charging elephants
How do you stop a herd of elephants from charging?
You take away their credit cards....
- Why do elephants have cracks between their toes? For carrying their library cards.
- Why do elephants lay on their backs? To trip low flying canaries.
- What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? Optimistic!
- Why do elephants wear sandals? So they don't sink into the sand.
- Why do elephants have wrinkles? Ever tried to iron an elephant?