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• What is this life, if full of cares......
• People felt sorry for the poor little Russian boy with his arms full of newspapers.
  But Ivan held his head high with pride, for after all, he did have a clutch of Tass....
• 20 A maiden who wrote of big cities Some songs full of love, fun and pities, Sold her stuff at the shop Of a musical wop Who played with her soft little titties.
• The little cabbage in the field was consulting its mother about life.
  Life," said the mother "is a gamble; you've got to withstand storms, drought, wind, animals--not to mention bugs, lice, mold, rot....
• Who said the GOP convention had no surprises? When Roger Staubach introduced Nancy Reagan he didn't ask her how she spells relief.
• Mid-life... Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone to look at you naked.
  The good news about mid-life is that the glass is still half-full....
• The purpose of life is life with a purpose...
• Kid's Instructions on Life... "Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
  - Rocky, age 9 "Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning....