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• _____net---keep out of the reach of children!
• Reach out & GREP someone!
• MODEMS.....reach out & BYTE someone...
• Parent Definitions... AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have kids again.
  DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside....
• MOTHER'S DICTIONARY: AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
  BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too....
• Mother's Dictionary AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
  BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too....
• Kennedy Compound -KEEP OUT- trespassers will be VIOLATED!
• Beating The Crap Out Of Innocent Little Children, by Benjamin Spock.
• A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.
  During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other....