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• Ach, twas a wee monster in the loch.
• Sit ye downe whilst I recaunte -The Tale of the Haggis- 'Twas ay briyte an' bonnie day what the mid'o'Sevvenmonth When -Who couad'a ken?
  Th'graete Sheep o'Mouir came A-Saddlin' rayte thru th'bleedin' fields w'his graete Heade a-swayin' leafte n'rayte a'chewin th'verie Branchyes from th'trees and pawin'up th'graonde with greate hoofiewoofies t'rend n'gash Wall....
• ACH-TONGUE", said the german cook.
• Bring back REAL monster movies!
• Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist.
• Can Pee Wee choose to waive the evidence in court?
• Q: What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite baseball team? A: The Montreal Expos.
• Q: How did Pee-Wee Herman die? A: He had a stroke.
• I had it out with my friend -- Pee Wee Herma