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• What did he keep in the birdcage? A Cockortwo.
  Did you hear that they dropped all charges against Pee Wee Herman?...
• Q: Why did the DA drop the charges against Pee Wee Herman?
  A: He couldn't get it to stand up in court ......
• Let's hope Pee Wee can beat it and get off.
• Have you heard that Pee Wee Herman has declined the assistance of legal aid?
  He says that he can get off by himself!...
• Q: What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite baseball team? A: The Montreal Expos.
• Q: How did Pee-Wee Herman die? A: He had a stroke.
• I had it out with my friend -- Pee Wee Herma
• Pee Wee Herman told us to act our age.
• Pee Wee Herman is sick, but he's holding his own.