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• It's always darkest at the top of the stairs.
• When everything looks darkest, it will rain.
• It's always darkest before you step on the cat.
• It's always darkest right before you step in dog mess!
• Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change....
• How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Aphorisms: ***** Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
  Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either....
• How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The light bulb will change itself when it is ready....