It always happens, but we never expect 'the unexpected'
Related:
- Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens... - This never happens on other systems
I call... - We have standards and expect you not to
exceed them... - Climate is what we expect;
weather is what we get... - Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected
become the expected... - Always say no and you'll never be
married... - We are always the same age
inside... - World population may double by 2050, a new report says.
Does it help to know we expect to be gone by then... - Life is never simple,
but we pretend it is...
