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It Always Happens, But We Never Expect 'the Unexpected'
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It always happens, but we never expect 'the unexpected'
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Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don't know. Never happens.
This never happens on other systems I call.
We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.
Climate is what we expect; weather is what we get.
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Always say no and you'll never be married.
We are always the same age inside.
World population may double by 2050, a new report says.
Does it help to know we expect to be gone by then?...
Life is never simple, but we pretend it is.
