Related:

• The Real Reason Behind "The Mid Life Crisis" "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.
  She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night....
• Eros? Sidney, my end is sore.
• Greeting Cards That Were Rejected By Halmark: "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonde
  ... -- What was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding day!...
• Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
• A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
• My life is based on a true story.
• My Life On The Wagon, by Ted Kennedy
• My Life Without My Father, by Ron Reaga
• Mid-life... Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone to look at you naked.
  The good news about mid-life is that the glass is still half-full....