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• For years people have been predicting that Usenet will collapse.
  Like the ancient Roman civilization, there will be indicators of this impending collapse, when it nears....
• From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 id AA04088
  Mon, 11 Jul 88 16:06:21 CDT From: ncoverby@ndsuvax....
• It looks just like a Telefunken U-47.
• Looks like it's safe in here for a while?
• Tagline..(This only looks like a tagline.)
• Captain: Sensors detect the presence of a line eater!
• If it looks like a fly & tastes like a fly
• Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!
• The guy sure looks like plant food to me!