IRS: Please Be Seated; Read Your Rights While We Audit Your Return.
IRS: Please be seated; read your rights while we audit your return.
Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name, phone number and a message and if we like it we will return your call".
We now return you to your regular programming...
Know your rights!!
And now we return you to your (ir)regular conference.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled boredom
Sign at entrance of the IRS: "Watch your step.
Sign at the exit of the IRS: "Watch your mouth.
Going to the IRS A Debtor, called in for an audit at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.
Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper....