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• Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties!" - Bart Simpso
• This one is entirely my fault. The Republican Prayer --------------------- Our Gipper, who art in Washington, Ronald be Thy name.
  Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, In Heaven as it has on Earth....
• A widow who fancied a man some Was diddled three times in a hansome.
  When she clamored for more Her young man became sore And exclaimed "My name's Simpson not Samson....
• For a time during the convention, the only certainty was that the Democrats wouldn't nominate a Simpson-Mazzoli ticket.
• Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
  Try to wait. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flag...
• >>>>> Im telling you, they are EVERYWHERE! <<<<&l
• COMPUTERWORLD 1 April CREATORS ADMIT UNIX, C HOAX In an announcement that has stunned the computer industry
  Ken Thompson, Dennis Ritchie and Brian Kernighan admitted that the Unix operating system and C programming language created by them is an elaborate April Fools prank kept alive for over 20 years....
• Dateline: 2000 NEWS ANCHOR DESK DATELINE: 2000 Evening News Headlines January 1, 2000 Anchor desk copy Good evening, and welcome to the Microsoft Evening New
  President-elect Bill Gates was under fire again today for alleged tampering with Internet ballots....
• A certain young fellow from Ransome Had a dame seven times in a hansom.
  When she shouted for more, Said he from the floor, The name, miss, is Simpson, not Samson....