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• Disk crashes! I hate when that happens...
• Autoexec: Snooooozzzzzzze
• I have NOT lost my mind. It's on disk somewhere!
• I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!
• I can't remember where I parked my Hard Disk
• A lawyer and an engineer <or some other honest profession membe
  ) > were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawer said "I am here because my house burned down and everything I owned was burned....
• Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!
• I have a disk ache!
• Insurance... Tom's barn burned down and his wife, Matilda, called her insurance agent to file a claim.
  .. Matilda told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money, right quick!...