Related:

• Life As An Air Traffic Controller, by Ray Charles.
• Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
  After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave some other, informative message. Thanks....
• Today is the last day of your life, so far.
• A Mature Day In My Life, by Barry Bond
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Mid-life Crisis or Triumph? A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
  The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up....
• Something for the men to consider... I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder.
  This evidently pissed the driver off, enough that he hung out his window and flipped the woman off....
• Feel safe tonight. Stay with a cop!
• Support your local Police Depart.!! Bribe a cop.