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• A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
• The seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
• A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago
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  He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished....
• PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
  “regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....
• ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
  When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...
• Well, I did a backup three weeks ago...