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• I've plummeted to my death and I can't get up!
• I will defend to the death everyone's right to my opinio
• I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.
  The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died....
• I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  * If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. * Jesus is coming - everyone look busy....
• Birth, school, work, death. About sums it up, I think.
• A man was standing on a street corner whene he saw a funeral prosession.
  At the end of the prosession was a man with a dog and a hundred or more other guys....
• I need all the help I can get!
• A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted.
  St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it....