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• HIS AND HIRSUTISM Hair. Heads up, my fellow male Marchers.
  Get ready to temporarily ride the new permanent wave, as yet another panacea for male pattern baldness heads for the marketplace....
• Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
• Passwords -- We don' need no stinkin passwords.
• Gilligan: "Gee Skipper! I sure am glad we got away from those headhunters!
  Skipper: "You can say that again, little buddy!...
• All the U-Haul trucks on the road on our vacation made us glad that when we fly we don't see many U-Fly planes.
• Consequences: We pay them or we suffer them
• Least Popular Christmas Carols 10. Deck The Halls With Useless Junk / Martha Stewart Made While She Was Drunk!
  (Deck The Halls) 9. Rudolph The New York Mayor / Wore A Very Lovely Dress (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer) 8....
• ENTER DATA, ENAMORATA Back into the fray. Thanks to all who sent along best wishes at the outset of my vacation.
  Now, as you rejoin the ranks and the column moves out into another fiscal front, let’s get those shoulders back, chests out, stomachs in and tongues in cheek....