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• ENTER DATA, ENAMORATA Back into the fray. Thanks to all who sent along best wishes at the outset of my vacation.
  Now, as you rejoin the ranks and the column moves out into another fiscal front, let’s get those shoulders back, chests out, stomachs in and tongues in cheek....
• I'm just trying out this . It's not registered yet.
• An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
  They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey....
• I used to be into S & M, bestiality, and necrophilia, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse .
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• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• SPOKE NOW, OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PACE Sometimes, when I’m scouting up ahead for The March, I discover more than I wanted to know.
  My job: to burden you with this information, so we all come away from The March with a surplus of wit & wisdom....
• What's the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?
  At a straight rodeo, they yell "Ride that sucker....
• Open letter to the Sheriff Dear Sheriff Golman, I just wanted to take a few minutes to tell you what a wonderful time my family and I had at the recent Sheriffs Auction and Evidence Sale.
  I really don't understand how you people can possibly sell such great articles at the prices you were asking....