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• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• Well it's forty below And I don't give a fuck Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo *chorus* It's an alamand (sp?
  ) left An alamand right Come on you mother fucker Get your right step right Get off stage You God damn dude you know Piss me off Fuckin' jerk Get on my nerve Well here comes Johnny With his pecker in his hand He's a one ball man And he's off to the rodeo *chorus* Well it's forty below And I don't have a truck And I don't give a fuck Cause I'm off to the rodeo *chorus* Performed by...
• I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
• I'd Give My Right Arm To Be Ambidextrous!
• Give me patience, and I want it right NOW!
• 48pt) ME? A GREAT LEADER? (12 pt) "ME, START A VANGUARD PARTY TO LEAD THE WORKING CLASS TO REVOLUTION?
  YOU MUST BE KIDDING!" JUST IMAGINE BEING A RESPECTED AND BELOVED FATHERLY LEADER UNDER WHOSE WISE GUIDANCE THE REVOLUTIONARY MASSES WILL FORGE AHEAD DAILY WITH THE FIERY ZEAL OF A "SPEED-UP" CAMPAIGN!...
• From jdd@db.toronto.edu Wed Jan 25 05:30:04 1989 Flag
  000000000000 From: jdd@db.toronto.edu (John D. DiMarco) Subjec...
• Since a lot of people have been passing out questionares, I thought I'd it one of my own.
  1) Are you a liar? A) Yes B) No C) None of the above 2) Do you fill out questionnares correctly?...
• An 80-year old man read in the paper that someone had saved a life by signing an organ donor card.
  The man felt this was a noble thing to do so he called the organ donor organization to see if he could get a card....