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  He decided to make peace between himself and King John....
• Spoken in a granny voice) "Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• Did You Know That Fish Swim In Their Toilets???
• I didn't know it HAD a 666th floor!
• I must stop here... my fingers are hoarse.
• elephones --- I saw a close friend of mine the other day.
  .. He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?" I said, "I can't call everyone I want....
• I march to the beat of a different kettle of fish!
• Never had it, never will. Hell, I don't even know what 'it' is.
• The Bald Eagle... One day there was a man who was walking through the forest and got lost.
  He wandered around for over a week, and was beginning to starve....