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• Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool.
  But you yourself may serve to show it, Every fool is not a poet....
• WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
  Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
• Sometimes you just have to wonder... I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
  I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy....
• Calling in Sick.... A Cat Owner's Story Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying.
  On one occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating to reveal....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• Speaking of fun practical jokes with a car, I have a couple of interesting ones.
  1) Give the victims car an oil change, to 70 wieght oil....
• You Might be a redneck if you understand this Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
  This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red....
• Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
  This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red....
• Gandpa Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was as pretty as could be.
  This widow had a grown up daughter Who had hair of red....