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• Sure I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox machine?
• Sure I know how to copy disks, where's the Xerox?
• Xerox, all they ever do is copy.
• Oh, you said a hard DISK? I must have misunderstood.
• You said a hard DISK? Oh, I must have misunderstood.
• I have a disk ache!
• An end-user hotline received a call about a bad software disk.
  They asked the customer to make a copy of the disk and mail it in to the hotline....