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• Well, is it better to burn out or fade away?
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  The doctor examined him, and noticed that he had a 14-inch cock....
• How many American Colonists does it take to change a light bulb?
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  If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
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  "I'm not used to these darts." --I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed....
• Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contest in New Woman Magazine.
  1)"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok....
• A man crawled into town along the gutters looking for work.
  A kindly priest found him, and discovered that the man had come from the previous town and found no jobs....