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• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
  24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure....
• How do you spell relief? W-I-N-D-O-W-S N-T
• Since a lot of people have been passing out questionares, I thought I'd it one of my own.
  1) Are you a liar? A) Yes B) No C) None of the above 2) Do you fill out questionnares correctly?...
• SUMMER SEMINARS FOR WOMEN OF THE 90's These seminars are designed to promote a better understanding between today's women and their spouses and/or mates.
  The "modern" woman may have lost touch with some of the essential techniques required in the 90's to properly deceive her mate into thinking he's satisfied....
• WINTER SEMINARS FOR WOMEN OF THE 90's These seminars are designed to promote a better understanding between today's women and their spouses and/or mates.
  The "modern" woman may have lost touch with some of the essential techniques required in the 90's to properly deceive her mate into thinking he's satisfied....
• How many American Colonists does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they didn't have light bulbs back then!!!!! How many Founding Fathers does it take to change a light bulb?...
• An astronomer on an extended lecture tour became weary of delivering the same lecture night after night.
  He confided this state of mind to his chauffeur as they were driving to their next destination....
• Okay, here 'tis, boys and girls. After many seconds of intense thought, I have devised the definitive, and in fact the Official List of Silly Newsgroups.
  I would like to thank the many fine folks who contributed significantly to this list....