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• Not tonight honey, I got a BBS!
• A Geneticist after struggling for 10 years, makes a personal accomplishment one day and goes to Bar to commemorate it that night.
  He finds himself a quiet corner and orders for a Triple Martini....
• All I need is some peace & Quiet. If I got a piece I'd be quiet:-)
• Unknown An avid golfer and his wife are playing the course.
  The husband has a great round going until he gets to the par 4, 14th hole where he slices badly to the right and ends up behind a barn....
• I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
• I have nothing against Michael Jackson, but if my son ever goes around wearing just one glove, he better be playing baseball!
• The Parrot with A Foul Vocabulary Bill received a parrot for his birthday.
  This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary....
• There was once this Aggie who was doing research on various plant life.
  So he goes out to a ranch and asks the old rancher if he could get some milkweed from out of the pasture....