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• Note: If answer to last question begins with "T" or "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised* What do you want to be IF you grow up?
  I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture or mental abuse....
• Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now.
  ..wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now......
• This tagline contains a virus: go ahead and copy me!
• Does this signature remind you of Agatha Christie?
• Error.... 1. Error 13: Illegal brain function. Process terminated.
  2. REALITY.DAT not found. Atempting to restore Universe....
• IDIOTS IDIOTS IN THE STORE: I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.
  She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed....
• Seen in the men's lavatory: Hi, I am 9.5 inches long and two inches thick.
  Under which was the reply: Interesting, and tell me, how big is your dick?...