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• Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up!
• Help! My tagline's fallen and can't get up!
• Call me back so I can hang up on you!
• I've fallen and I need Stand Up.
• Scotty, I've fallen, and I can't beam up!
• I've fallen, and I can't get up.
• Help I've fallen and I can't reach my BEER !!!
• Now for a *harmless* practical joke. My favorite telephone gag is to call someone at random, and with an official tone rattle off this warning before they can interrup
  "This is the telephone company calling. There is some trouble with your line....
• Klaatu barada niktu-Gort,Ive fallen and I cant get up