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• I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*!
•  I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK 
• Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay
• Paddy heard that a fortune could be made by working as a lumberjack in Canada.
  So, off he goes. After some weeks, he arrives at a lumberjack-camp and asks the foreman for a job....
• A little withered old man walks into a timber company office, and applies for a job as a lumberjack.
  The foreman politely tries to talk him out of the idea....
• He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.
• The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $
  1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron....
• Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!