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• MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE POOF!
• Mr Scott, I have a fix - it's Captain Kirk !" "Mr Scott to transporter room.
  Lock onto navigator's coordinates and beam to the bridge immediately" The captain materialized next to the navigator console, with an extremely surprised look on his face....
• When in doubt, mumble.
• Communication: The Universal Solvent.
• Tagline: Universal Wisdom in 45 bytes.
• When in doubt, mumble, when in trouble, delegate.
• And I don't understand what you mean by "universal protocol".