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• Happiness can't buy you money.
• Happiness is oweing the IRS $50,000 when you die
• Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
• Give happiness/Deserve happiness.
• Everything that is not mandatory is forbidden.
• There, I said it.... Are you happy now?
• Benny was very lonely.One day a Genie appeared to him and said
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• While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.